Thursday, November 25, 2004

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

6 comments:

Cerridwen said...

im speechless...LOL...

mari said...

amen sister..."stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."

Arrow-N said...

If you were that apple, I wouldn't hesitate to climb to the very top of that tree ;)

the typesetter said...

Hey I like this one! hehe especially the stomping part. Fions, visit my new hive, I just finished moving in!

KiKaY DaW said...

flirting of any kind kay ate fionskiii by anyone married, engaged or committed is NOT allowed so wag mo nang puntahan yan Arrow-N gagalit fiancee mo cge ka! baka mabulabog ang norte hanggang VA heehee

Arrow-N said...

(To Kikay Daw): Me? engaged or committed? I don't think so :)

You must have another person in mind.