Friday, September 09, 2005

Poison Letter

the following is a letter found at a certain bar in manila & has been preserved in its ORIGINAL, UNEDITED form. enjoy reading & you may try direct translation in tagalog. please read w/ feelings.---

Oct. 1996

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later i'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore at first, Dennis say he could not stand your habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that. And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very, very, very fat body. But you hate it.Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because i'm never call you names iether in front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, i don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, and UGLYSHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a buding. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because i am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like IKE LOZADA when she is a girl.

The Sexiest Girl of O.M.

P.S. you say that i'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go .


techguy said...

musta ka na Ateng?

masterbetong said...

Aba! ang tagal nag-hibernate ng lola ko, ngayon lang nag-post. Musta na?

masterbetong said...

Hello! Tagal nag-hibernate ang lola ko a. Musta na?

Dr Emer said...

Ang sakit naman sa ulo ng letter na yan. Arrrrgggghhh.

masterbetong said...

Ello! Musta na? salamat sa comment mo sa site ko. eto nga pala rss feed ko, ingat lagi

DarkBlak said...

hi! una ko yang nabasa sa book ni bob ong, at hanggang ngayon kapag nababasa ko yan nasakit pa rin ang ulo ko, hehehe.

Tanggerz said...

9 months ka yatang nawala, nanganak ka na?

Tanggerz said...

9 months ka yatang nawala, nanganak ka na?

hanagirl said...

pakshet! tawang tawa kami ng hana ko dun ah. :)