Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Whoaaaaaaaaa!!!

Read this in one of the blogs I read religiously (pun intended). The writer of this site gave me the impression that he/she is a born again Christian and certain taboo sexual practices are actually biblical. Hmmm... I wonder if the Catholics would agree...
Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

Sexuality According to the Word of God.

8 comments:

Ka Uro said...

fionki, hahaha. hindi ko maiwasan matawa. ini-imagine ko kasi ang eksena ng mag-syota. comes a time na di na sila nakapagpigil at nasa punto na mag-all-the-way na sana sila. pero dahil religious sila malamang heto ang dialog nila.

babae: "hone, huwag natin dungisan ang isa't isa. gusto ko virgin pa ako sa araw ng ating kasal. kaya pwede ba, sa puwit mo na lang ipasok."

sagot naman si lalaki:

"oo love, matutuwa sa atin ang panginoon at hindi tayo magkakasala. o sige, ibuka muna ang puwit mo at maglalagay na ako ng lubricant para di ka masaktan"

fionski said...

Ka Urs basahin nyo rin yung ibang mga nakasulat don sa site. P0rn0 na Christians starring mga mag asawa. Hehehe.

Hane, tuwad!

masterbetong said...

maganda ngang alternative yan!

musta na ganda?

watson said...

bwehehehehe. yun lang po comment ko. Ate Fionskiiiii have a great week!

Huseng Busabos said...

Matagal-tagal na rin akong hindi nabisita dito, ganoon pa man matindi rin ang palusot nong blogger - an** sex ang gusto ng 90% na lalaki sa opposite sex (hindi bading ha!), so to make an excuse to achieve it, he will use the everlasting line "keep your virginity until the wedding night". Kung meron mang bebot na maniniwala doon - syet, ang galing na linya nito... hehehehh.. Schwinggggg (ala Wayne's world)

fionski said...

Wow! Puro mga fafalets ang nagcomment dito sa topic ko. Hmm... Kinikilig pa sila! Hahahaha!
Salamat sa pagdalaw mga kuya watson, masterbate-ong, Huseng Busabos, at Ka Uro.
Have a nice weekend!

techguy said...

kala ko, pang children na tong blog mo, hehehe...yun pala pang making children....hehehehe...musta ka na...

MommyBa said...

Sobrang natawa ako dito!

At bigla kong naalala na meron pala akong naging kakilala na nagsabi sa kanyang sex partner na: "Gusto mo tutuwad ako?" And ang sabi nya, virgin pa raw sya!LOL!

Oh dear!.... never-ending giggles!