Friday, November 30, 2007

December 2

I've been getting a lot of advance birthday greetings from bloggers. Sa December 2 pa birthday ko. Puwede nyo pa ako i-greet ulit. Hehehe.

Austin Pinoy, Grifter, Buraot, and Pmonchet, thanks for the greetings. Pati kayo, you call me mommy! Waaaahhh!!

When my former co-workers would ask me how my kids are and I would tell them I do not have kids, they would give me that puzzled look. Then they would ask me about my husband, I would tell them I'm not married, they'd go "HA?" I would have to go to great lengths to explain to them why I am called mommy. Parang kelangan ko i-justify ang pag tawag sa akin ng mommy, kahit na hindi ko naman ito pakana.

*kamot ulo*

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Ate ng Bayan

I described myself (on my blogger profile) as Ate ng Bayan. This was true when I was in my late twenties', till mid thirties. Everybody used to call me ate (big sister). Lately, people (esp in the call center industry) would call me mommy. Pak! I'm really OLD! People at the call center are half my age! Waaahhh!! Huhuhu!!

Well, I'm old na nga. I'm turing 40 in a few days.

I'm not celebrating my age.

Duhh!

Did you feel the earth move?

I felt the earth move. Not the song but literally. There was a mild earthquake here in the Philippines around 12:55PM. My neighbors did not feel it but a relative working in the port area felt it and she said it was strong. She called her mother immediately to confirm.
I somehow had a feeling we would be hit soon. Indonesia and Japan were hit recently so it was logical for the Philippines to get hit too.


The photo here is courtesy of Earthquake Watch, unfortunately it's not up to date yet. It shows here the past quakes in the last fe days.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

In Praise of Older Women

I'm sure everyone who has an email account, has recieved this piece on older women that was supposedly written by Andy Rooney. It starts like this:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30/40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30/40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think...

This piece was actually written by Frank Kaiser and not Andy Rooney. The whole story can be found on Snopes.com under urban legends.

Below is the original piece written by Frank Kaiser:

One of the perks of dufferdom is an increased capacity to appreciate people. Friends. Spouses. And, for me, women. All women.

When I was 20, I had eyes only for girls my age. Any woman over 30 was ancient, over 40 invisible.

Today, at 71, I still appreciate the 20-year-old for her youthful looks, vigor, and (occasional) sweet innocence.

But I equally enjoy women of my own age and beyond, and every age in between. I've learned that each has its own special wonders, attractions, magic and beauty.

As I grow in age, I value mature ladies most of all. Here are just a few of the reasons senior men sing the praises of older women:

# An older woman knows how to smile with such brightness and truth, old men stagger.

# An older woman will never ask out of the blue, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.

# An older woman's been around long enough to know who she is, what she wants, and from whom. By the age of 50, few women are wishy-washy. About anything. Thank God!

# And yes, once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart!

- Her libido's stronger.

- Her fear of pregnancy's gone.

- Her appreciation of experienced lovemaking is honed and reciprocal.

- And she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you have something to look forward to!)

# Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, fearing that you might think worse of her. An older woman doesn't give a damn.

# An older, single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "long-term commitments." Can't relate? Can't commit? She could care less. The last thing she needs in her life is another whiny, dependent lover!

# Older women are sublime. They seldom contemplate having a shouting match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive dinner. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

# Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness. They're generous with praise, often undeserved.

# An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A young woman often snarls with distrust when "her guy" is with other women. Older women couldn't care less.

# Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. Like your mother, they always know.

Yes, we geezers praise older women for a multitude of reasons. These are but a few.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 75 there's a bald, paunchy relic with his yellow pants belted at his armpits making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize for my fellow geezers. That men are genetically inferior is no secret. Count your blessings that we die off at a far younger age, leaving you the best part of your lives to enjoy and appreciate the exquisite woman you've become. Without the distraction of some demanding old fart clinging and whining his way into your serenity.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Police: Every Breath You Take, lyrics, song, video

I was a teenager when Police became a big hit in the Philippines. Sting is the coolest!



Lyrics and photo courtesy of Elyrics.net. The music from imeem.com. Sting still had a lot of hair here. Hehehe.

You may sing along or watch the video. Just click on play for either player. Have fun!



Every Breath You Take lyrics




Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.
Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.
Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace.
I dream at night, I can only see your face.
I look around but it's you I can't replace.
I keep crying baby, baby please..................
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.......



Friday, November 23, 2007

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Belle de Jour: Diary of a London Call Girl

Basapa featured the story of the London call girl's blog that was turned into a TV series. First, it was turned into a book and now it's a TV series.

Her story is quite fascinating. She's smart and witty, she's definitely no bimbo. She shows that there is definitely an art in becoming a commercial sex worker or prostitute. She has mastered the science of giving pleasure to her clients. I enjoyed watching the eposides featured on Basapa's blog. I don't think this TV series will be aired here in the Philippines.

I can not imagine myself being a prositute. But I have always imagined myself as the character of Stephanie. Hehehe.

I think Billie Piper is hot!

Photo courtesy of Billie-Piper.net

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

I love you, blow me please!

Salamat sa lahat ng bumisita at nag comment sa story ko.
This video clip is dedicated to those who posted comments on my blog.
Really funny!


video

Saturday, November 03, 2007

For hire: Masseur for massage and more! Part 3



This last part is dedicated to the following readers: An, Watson, Austin Pinoy, Grifter, Buraot, Philippine Updates, Char, MommyBa, Pearljem, Mari.

As much as I would want to tell this story as accurately as possible, I can't because I have forgotten certain details. Tagal na kasi nito, 7 years ago pa yata.

Going back to the story...

I called my friend Terry at home. She told me that she finally met up with RC. Of course I wanted details.


Terry: Mare nagkita na kami ni RC.

Me: So ano itsura.

Terry: Ok naman. May pagka tisoy, maganda katawan, may itsura.

She wasn't raving about his looks so I assumed di nya type.

Me: Ano nangyari?

Terry: Well, nagkausap muna kami, we made arrangements. I told him interested ako sa massage. Sabi nya bigyan nya ako ng freebie. He also mentioned that there will be no sexual intercourse unless I want to, oral sex lang daw kung yon lang gusto ko. Then he said that he meets up with a regular at a motel and that I could go there once she leaves. So ganon nga nangyari. He called me to say punta na ako. Nag taxi na ako papunta don. I went to his room. Pagpasok ko we introduced each other. Then he asked me if I want his massage already, syempre umoo ako. I removed my clothes so he could massage me.

Me: Ok ba mag massage? Masarap ba?

Terry: Uhm, puwede na. Anyway, minasahe nya katawan ko. Maya-maya di nakatiis ang lolo mo, binona-bona ako! Hahahaha!

Me: Binona-bona ka? Ano yon?

Terry: Bona, yung dyug.

Sexual intercourse, coitus.

Me: Hahahaha! Hindi nakatiis ang loko! Siguro na L sa iyo!

Terry: Ano pa? Kunyari pa syang giving pleasure lang to a woman eh tinatablan din pala sya!

Me: Hahahaha! So nag cum ka ba?

Terry: Hindi.

Me: Hindi?

Terry: Teka let me finish my story.

Me: Ok:

Terry: Nagtaka ako bigla nya ako binonabona. Siguro nga tinablan sya. So nung natapos na sya nag rest muna kami sandali. After resting for a few minutes, he asked me if I could trust him. I asked him what he was going to do sabi nya he will not hurt or harm me. So I told him that I feel I can trust him. When I said that, he tied my hands up so I could not do anything then he went down on me. Ayun, kinain nya ako. After sometime, na feel ko iba. I told him to stop. Hindi sya huminto. Hindi ko naman sya puwedeng itulak kasi nakatali ang kamay ko.

Me: Ha?

Terry: Sigaw na ako ng sigaw, "Teka lang... Teka lang... Hinto mo! Hinto mo! Naiihi ako! NAIIHI AKO!!!" Namimilipit na ako kasi ihing-ihi na ako, natatakot ako baka maihian ko sya.

Me: Did he stop? Naihi ka?

Terry: He stopped briefly, sabi nya I should not worry, just let go la
ng daw ako. Then he went back to eating me. Syempre sigaw na naman ako sabi ko, "Naiihi ako! Teka lang! NAIIHI AKO! NAIIHI AKooooo...."

Ayun! Feeling ko naihi ako! Ganon pala yon. He explained to me hindi ihi yon kungdi female ejaculate. Ibang klase!

Me: Was it good?

Terry: In fairness mare, magaling sya. Panalo!

Me: Wow! So masusundan ba uli yan?

Terry: Ewan ko. Mag uusap muna kami.

I thought she would have to pay for the next session. Free lang kasi yung una. Pero bilib ako, nagawa nya na mapa ejaculate ang mare ko! I think that's what they call squirting. I remember reading something like this from Dr. Margie Holmes' column ages ago about squirting, something comes out of the
Bartholin Glands daw. This is kinda rare because not all women are capable of squirting and not all men know how to make a woman squirt. Heck, not all men know how to go down on a woman!

Months later, I was in Palawan when I got a call from Terry. RC has requested that I join then, 3some daw. I told her I'm not into 3somes, di ko type. I said I would be willing to watch or take pictures but I'll not participate. She said she would relay the message. She never texted nor called me about this.

Later on, RC texted me. I called him and he thanked me for referring him to Terry. And as usual, he tried to do everything he could to convince me to give him a try. I turned him down. Ask na naman sya for referrals so I said I'll just post and ad for him so he could get more customers. He was grateful.

Months later I got a text from him. He said the ad I posted for him gave him more customers. I said I was glad I was able to help him. He asked if I could post another ad for him but I told him he should do it himself, that I'm not his pimp. He begged me to do it for him for the sake of friendship. I stopped responding. Ano sya sinusuwerte?



Moral of the story: Umihi muna before you do the deed so when you feel like naiihi, you know it's something else!